American Psycho quotes

56 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Patrick Bateman

View Quote I have to return some videotapes.

View Quote [On being late to a dinner date] Hey, I'm a child of divorce. Give me a break.

View Quote Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

View Quote Courtney Rawlinson: Stop it, I'm...
Bateman: - on a lot of lithium?

View Quote Courtney Rawlinson: Listen Patrick, can we talk?
Bateman: You look... marvelous. There's nothing to say.

View Quote Jean: Are you dating anyone?
Bateman: Maybe. I don't know... Not really.

View Quote Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.

View Quote [Just after breaking up]
Evelyn: Where are you going?
Bateman: I am just leaving.
Evelyn: But where?
Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

View Quote (As Bateman is loading a recent murder victim into the trunk of a taxi, a co-worker spots him) Luis: Patrick? Patrick, is that you?
Bateman: No, Luis, it's not me. You're mistaken.

View Quote Courtney Rawlinson: Will you call me before Easter?
Bateman: Maybe.

View Quote Jean: What's that?
Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.