American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006) · 5 quotes
Most-quoted character in American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006): in 4 of its 5 quotes
Hey, cousin. How are you doing?
Erik Stifler I'm fine, Dwight. Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. Hey, I heard that you killed Grandma with your cumshot.
That sucks, man.
Erik Stifler I'm a virgin.
Okay, can I stop you there? You're a Stifler and a virgin?
Are you all right?
Erik Stifler I'm fine.
Come on, sweetie. Let's finish this thing.
Erik Stifler Are you sure you want to? Because I doubt I'll be very good.
Don't worry. I know how to handle guys like you.
Erik Stifler Guys like me?
Virgins. I can take care of virgins.
Erik Stifler You mean, I'm not your first virgin?
I have a bit of a confession. Some girls like blonds, some like muscles. I like virgins. Are you ready for a special night?