I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out. You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy."

Gross.

It wasn't gross. It was kinda cool.

So did you do it with him?

Of course I did. He's like a really well known photographer. He shoots for "Elle" on like a regular basis. It would have been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.

You are a total prostitute.

Hey! That's how things really are. You just don't know 'cause you're this pampered little suburban chick.
Playground Girl #2: So are you. You've only been in 'Seventeen' once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you're goddamn Christy Turlington!

[The two girls walk away]

****! I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.