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The Amazing Panda Adventure

The Amazing Panda Adventure quotes

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Ryan Tyler


View Quote Ling: You are a Mormon!
Ryan Tyler: Mormon? I think you mean "moron".
View Quote [Ling finishes telling Ryan the folklore about the black marks on pandas and four sister mountains who look over them]
Ryan Tyler: It's a bunch of bull.
Ling: It's not a story about bull, it's a story about panda.
Ryan Tyler: No, what I mean is, it's not true.
Ling: My grandfather doesn't lie!
Ryan Tyler: Well, if the 4 sisters are real, how come the panda bears are going extinct?
View Quote I've seen naked women before. A, I have cable TV. B, I just happen to be quite a lady's man.
View Quote Relax, I'm an American. My life revolves around electronics. I think I can handle it.