A character in Amarcord (1973)

Aurelio Biondi quotes from Amarcord (1973)

Played by Armando Brancia Amarcord (1973) · 23 quotes

Most-quoted character in Amarcord (1973): in 9 of its 23 quotes

A line from Aurelio Biondi

Tell me, who's the father of this piece of shit?

More lines from Aurelio Biondi

3 quotes
Aurelio Biondi

Look how many there are. Millions and millions and millions of stars. Jesus Christ! I wonder how they all stay in place up there. I mean, it's pretty simple for us. To build a house, we use so many bricks, so much lime. But up there, sweet Jesus! Where do you put the foundations? They aren't just confetti, you know.

Aurelio Biondi

I get up at 4:00 am and slave away all day like a mule, and when I come home for a crust of bread, I find a bunch of long faces!

Aurelio Biondi

What are you crying about? It's one big laugh riot!

Scenes with Aurelio Biondi

5 scenes
Construction Worker

Mortar, let the boss hear your poem.

Aurelio Biondi

Let's hear it. What's it called?

Mortar

Bricks.

Aurelio Biondi

Good title!

Mortar

My grandfather made bricks. My father made bricks. I make bricks too. But, where's my house?

Aurelio Biondi

I can stare at an egg for hours, wondering how nature can make things so perfect.

Miranda

'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you!

Aurelio Biondi

He's getting worse and worse! They're a pair of little hoodlums! You've brought them up wrong!

Miranda Biondi

Then you do it! Let's see how well you do! I can't stand any more! I'm going crazy! I'm going mad! I'll kill the whole lot of you! No? No? I'll put strychnine in your soup! That's what I'll do! But I'll kill myself first!

Aurelio Biondi

Good.

Miranda Biondi

Right now!

Aurelio Biondi

Go ahead.

Miranda Biondi

You'll see!

Aurelio Biondi

I'll kill myself first!

Aurelio Biondi

Miranda. Miranda! Who locked the gate?

Miranda Biondi

I did.

Aurelio Biondi

Why?

Miranda Biondi

You know why.

Aurelio Biondi

Unlock it. You've heard what's been going on in the piazza all day. Open up. I have business to take care of.

Miranda Biondi

Nothing doing. You're staying at home. What's all this stuff? If I wanted to be a widow, I'd kill you myself. I'll strangle you with your neckerchief!

Aurelio Biondi

Think I'm scared of those black-shirted lice? Give me the key. Give me the key! Miranda! Damn it all!

Uncle's not feeling good.

Aurelio Biondi

Then take him to the whorehouse.

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