“Okay. I am a total jerk. I admit it. So, are we cool, now?” – Alvin, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel ... Movie Quotes Database

[to Simon after finding him in the dumpster]

Okay. I am a total jerk. I admit it. So, are we cool, now? [holds out his hand for Simon to shake but Simon violently pulls him in the dumpster and starts wrestling him]

More from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

Alvin Look, um...I get why you want Theodore. I do. But I'm sorry, I cannot let that happen. He's my brother. Not that he'd know that, because I've been such a big jerk lately. [Theodore smiles at Alvin, forgiving him] If anyone deserves to be eaten, it's me. [The eagle closes in on Alvin] Whoa! Not literally! Simon I thought Alvin was messy. This is literally disgusting. I feel like I'm living in a dumpster! Simon Oh, you have got to be joking. A taco? In a blanket? Toby!