Sapphire Does anyone remember laughter? Passes girls! Come and get 'em.
Played by Fairuza Balk 
Almost Famous (2000) · 84 quotes
Almost Famous (2000) · 84 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Almost Famous (2000): in 7 of its 84 quotes
A line from SapphireThey don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.
More lines from Sapphire
5 quotes Sapphire Sapphire Who brought Opie?!
Sapphire Opie must die!
Sapphire Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
Sapphire You know, I always told her not to let too many guys fall in love with her. I guess I was wrong. One of them ended up saving her life.
Scenes with Sapphire
1 scene
Sapphire He's not here. He's still in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot?... Hello?
No, this isn't Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him - I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
Sapphire All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know men, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. You created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, and we're all looking out for him. He's doing a great job, and don't worry - he's still a virgin. And that's more than I've ever said to my own parents, so there you go... This is the maid speaking, by the way.
