Emelia Good morning, Mrs. Fisher. How's it hanging?
Played by Jessica Brown Findlay 
Albatross (2011) · 12 quotes
Albatross (2011) · 12 quotes
Most-quoted character in Albatross (2011): in 10 of its 12 quotes
Most scenes with: Jonathan (3)
You haven't lived a bloody day since, have you? I mean what else have you achieved in the last 20 years? I've read your other work, and it sure ain't Tolstoy. Unless it's the sequel: "Bore and Cease".
More lines from Emelia
2 quotes Emelia Emelia [in college cafeteria]
I have never seen so many ugly men in all my life. I mean look at them, they're trying to wear their brains on the outside.
Scenes with Emelia
7 scenes
Emelia Are you sure? It's pretty dirty from where I'm standing. Filthy actually.
Beth Do you need to call your mom to check?
Emelia I would but, she's a bit dead.
Beth Oh. Sorry.
Emelia It's okay. Not very fair for you to take the blame. She did kill herself.
Clerk
Have you got any ID?
Emelia [takes out her compact and looks at herself]
Yeah, definitely me.
Clerk
No. Are you 18?
Emelia Yes.
Clerk
Can you prove it?
Emelia [flashes him]
There. Are those not the breasts of an 18 year-old?
Clerk
That'll be 2 pound 99, please.
Emelia So, tell me about the cliff house. I want to know everything.
Mm. There's not much to tell. I came over here to go to Cambridge. Saw a beautiful young actress in a touring play, and whisked her away to the cliff house. Just for the weekend. Really just ignorance at 22. Struck gold. And now it hangs around my neck, drawn to me with its excess.
Emelia Yeah... I meant the house. Like the actual building. Is it Victorian?
[Joa laughs uncontrollably]
Female Customer Uh, excuse me. I am a vegetarian.
Emelia That isn't something to boast about.
Why are you being so cruel and childish?
Emelia Because I am a child. I'm best friends with your daughter, in case you hadn't noticed.
Emelia, we don't need to do this.
Emelia I can't do this to Beth any more. And I hate you for being able to.
Emelia [her first book]
Hi. Um, can I get this printed and bound?
Copy Shop Attendant
Yeah, no problem. Just take a seat.