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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Female PA Announcer

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male PA Announcer

The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

Female PA Announcer

No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

Male PA Announcer

The red zone has always been for loading.

Female PA Announcer

Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

Male PA Announcer

Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.

Female PA Announcer

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Male PA Announcer

It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

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