Judge Cranfield
Next case: Snively vs. Framm. This one of your high-profile divorce cases?
Bailiff
No, sir. Custody.
Judge Cranfield
Oh, custody. [then sees Buddy, unchained, in his courtroom] Holy Toledo! What is that dog doing in the courtroom?
Bailiff
That's the uh, "child", sir.
Judge Cranfield
That's a pretty ugly kid.
Bailiff
[courtroom attendants laugh at his remark]
It's a dog.
Judge Cranfield
What?
Bailiff
The case is about custody of a dog.
Judge Cranfield
All right, I'll take it, but we have to do this seriously. I will not have my courtroom turned into some kind of circus. [Norman Snively walks into the courtroom, dressed as a clown, shocking Judge Cranfield] Who the hell are you?
Norman Snively
Mr. Norman F. Snively. I'm the plaintiff.
Judge Cranfield
You look like an idiot!
Norman Snively
Why, thank you, sir.
