A scene from The Adventures of Tintin 2011
Captain Haddock

[wakes up from his drunkenness and notices Snowy, jumps]

Ahhhhh! A giant rat of Sumatra. [sees Tintin stumbling into his room through the window; brandishes a bent pipe, thinking he's an intruder] So, you think you can sneak up behind me, and catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?

Tintin

[dodging Haddock's blows]

I would rather keep your trousers on, if it's all the same to you.

Captain Haddock

I know you're here. You're one of them!

Tintin

Sorry?

Captain Haddock

He sent you here to kill me!

Tintin

Look, I don't know who you are!

Captain Haddock

That was his plan, to bump me off! Murder me in my bed by a baby-faced assassin![Snowy bites his ankle, tries to shake him off] Arrgh!

Tintin

Assassin? Look, you've got it all wrong! [Captain Haddock and Tintin stops fighting] I was kidnapped by a gang of thugs. [drops rod]

Captain Haddock

[cries comically]

Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!

Tintin

Who?

Captain Haddock

The sour-faced man with the sugary name. He's bumped them all off, every last of'em.

Tintin

Sakharine!

Captain Haddock

Nobody takes MY ship!

Tintin

You're the captain?

Captain Haddock

Of course, I'm the captain. Who else can I be? [Tintin shushes him] I've been locked in this room for days, with only whiskey to sustain my mortal soul. [Tintin reveals door is not locked, looks at Haddock exasperatingly] Oh...I assumed it was locked.

Tintin

Well, it's not. Now you must excuse me, if they find me here, they'll kill me. We have to keep moving, try to find my way off this drunken tub [leaves Haddock's room with a bang of the door].

Captain Haddock

[taken aback]

Tub?!

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