[At a seminar, Charlie Kaufman has asked McKee for advice on his new screenplay in which 'nothing much happens']

Nothing happens in the world? Are you out of your **** mind? People are murdered every day. There's genocide, war, corruption. Every **** day, somewhere in the world, somebody sacrifices his life to save someone else. Every **** day, someone, somewhere makes a conscious decision to destroy someone else. People find love, people lose it. For Christ's sake, a child watches her mother beaten to death on the steps of a church. Someone goes hungry. Somebody else betrays his best friend for a woman. If you can't find that stuff in life, then you, my friend, don't know crap about life. And why the **** are you wasting my two precious hours with your movie? I don't have any use for it. I don't have any bloody use for it.

Ok, thank you.