Donald Kaufman
Listen, I need a cool way to kill people. Don't worry, for my script.
Charlie Kaufman
I don't know that kind of stuff.
Donald Kaufman
Oh, come on, man, please? You're the genius.
Charlie Kaufman
Here you go. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist".

