Larry Hertzel
All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family.
Roberta Hertzel Larry, we've been welcomed by you, thank you so much, now would you please just drink your **** milk and shut the **** up.
Played by Kathy Bates 
About Schmidt (2002) · 12 quotes
About Schmidt (2002) · 12 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in About Schmidt (2002): in 2 of its 12 quotes
A line from Roberta HertzelPeople used to think it was strange 'cause I breast-fed him 'til he was almost five, but I say - hunh, just look at the results!
Scenes with Roberta Hertzel
1 scene Roberta Hertzel 
