Doug Butabi quotes

View Quote Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island. - man, that was a sweet show - Yeah, it was a sweet show.

View Quote Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep.

View Quote So... you guys wanna make out or what?

View Quote Hey, Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.