Most scenes together: Zach & Sheila (2), Zach & Connie (2), Sheila & Larry (2)
Greg Finally I got a girl who was actually willing to do it. So, there I am, making out in the backseat with Sally Ketchum. A little of this, a little of that - very little of that. Well, after about an hour she said, "Don't you want to do anything else?" I suddenly thought to myself, "No, I don't."
Did this come as a big surprise to you?
Greg I guess. Yeah. It was the moment I realized I was gay.
I have a daughter. She's nine. She loves me a lot, hates me a lot. And, uh, God help her, she wants to be a dancer.
What's so wrong about that? How can anybody in their right mind want to be anything else? I remember I used to stand outside this stage door, and watch the girls come out, and think: "God, can anything like that ever happen to me?" But now I meet somebody, and they say: "Wow, you dance on Broadway? You got somewhere. You're something."
Sounds like God got out the wrong side of the bed.
I hate these auditions. I don't mind being treated like puppets, but worms?
Or merchandise? Personally, I wouldn't mind him being such a shit if he wasn't so goddamned talented.
Do you ever think about what you're gonna do if you stop dancing?
For me?
Yeah.
Real life, I guess.
Well, what? Getting married, having babies?
Go off my diet.
What made you start dancing?
Mike Cass Because of my sister. She was a girl. So, my Mom decided she's the one to get all the dancing lessons. So, very Saturday my mother would take her. Once in a while she'd take me along.
How old were you?
Mike Cass Four. Five. I'd sit there all eager and... [singing] I'm watchin' sis, go pitter-pat, Said, "I can do that", "I can do that"...
Connie Wong. Always Wong, never Wight.
How old are you?
I was born December 5th, four thousand six hundred and forty two, the Year of the Chicken.
Tapping's not my strongest point!
I see that.
Don't you know the combination, Sheila?
I knew it when I was in front!
Mike Cass] How many jobs are there?
4 and 4.
Judy Monroe 44?
No, 4 and 4.
4 boys, 4 girls.
Need any women?
Can I sit on your lap?
Do you always come on like this?
No. Sometimes I'm aggressive.
My mother was kind of middle-aged and frumpy.
Whose isn't?
At fourteen she was middle-aged and frumpy.
You were a rotten dancer.
Why do you think I became your choreographer?
Tell You about the Bronx.
What's to tell about the Bronx? It's uptown and to the right.
What made you start dancing?
Who knows? I'm Puerto Rican. We jump around a lot.
Who am I anyway? Am I my resume? That is a picture of a person I don't know, What does he want from me? What should I try to be? So many faces all around and here we go, I need this job, Oh God, I need this show.
Do you want to know all the wonderful and exciting things that've happened to me? Or do you want the truth?
