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View Quote (After Farting) I didn't do it. Rajuuuu...
View Quote (Bhindi lenge) pata hai tujhe, bhindi barah rupay kilo ho gayi hai aur gobi dass ki, loot machi hai saray desh mai. ....
View Quote (Paneer lenge)...Paneer to beta kuch dinou mai itti itti thailiyoun mai Sonaar ki dukan pay bikegi....
View Quote (Rancho replaced a few words in the speech, which made the speech hilarious.) Welcome our Chief guest, the Minister of Education. Welcome our respected Mr. Chairman(Dean), and our respected teachers and schoolmates... The reason our school can be so successful is only one person's contribution, Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe! Give him a big hand... He's a great guy really... For 32 years, he has been continuously raping (The original word chamatkar means 'doing wonders' whereas balatkar means 'screw') up... We believe that he will continue that. It's so astonishing that a man can rape/screw up so many times perfectly in his life! His perseverance must come from his practicing! He devoted every moment to raping up! We should learn from him! The students here will soon be all over the world. Wherever we go, we will continue to rape/screw up! We will make I.C.E proud ! We will show everyone that our ability to rape/screw up is incomparable! Good evening, Mr. Minister of Education. You gave us one thing that we need most... Breasts(The original word means funds). Everyone has breasts, but they all hide it... No one would generously give them to others! But you gave your breasts to this rapist... Now you'll see how he uses of it! (Verse) A loud fart is like a motor bike (respectable...) A medium fart is like a train (tolerable...) A slight fart is fearful... A silent fart is unbearable...!
View Quote (Would you like 'Okra') You know, one kilo of 'Okra' is now twelve rupees and cabbage is ten rupees, there's a widespread steal across the country...
View Quote (Would you like cottage cheese) My son, one day cottage cheese will be available at the goldsmith's in small small pouches.
View Quote [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg) like the gangu bird...
View Quote [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch. ()
View Quote A for Apple, B for Ball...
View Quote Ajeeb desh hai hamari. Pijja 30 minute may aane ki guarantee hai.
View Quote All is well.
View Quote Atayees (28) ki hogayi hai Kammo, Maruti 800 mangtay hain Dahej main, aray tu padhega likhega nahi to shadi kaisi hogi iski,
View Quote Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi (बाबा रणछोड़ दास सही कहते थे...बच्चा काबिल बनो काबिल..कामयाबी तो साली झक मार के पीछे आयेगी) (last lines)
View Quote Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo
View Quote Beta kabil bano kabil, Kamyabi to sali jhak mar ke tumhare piche ayegi..