Erik
My best friend from school, he's a delivery driver? Ah, you don't know what a delivery driver is -- he, um... delivers packages. Y'know, people order stuff online? I bet you don't know what "online" is. Uh, it doesn't matter. He's a-- He's a driver. And I told him "You're wasting your life, Felix. You only get one life and you're pissing it away! And he said, "Yeah, what are you gonna do, ****nuts?" So I joined the Navy to prove a point. Now who's pissing away their life, huh?
Spike
I don't understand what you're saying.
Erik
I'm saying I should've been a delivery driver. Right now, I'd be stuck in traffic somewhere, driving too fast down a narrow street or something.
