Tej Damn, Suki,... Uh when you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
Played by Ludacris 
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) · 19 quotes
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) · 19 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): in 8 of its 19 quotes
A line from TejAlright, Alright, Fire 'em up!!
More lines from Tej
5 quotes Tej Tej Whoa, fellas, fellas. I know my tags are outta date, but damn!
Tej Do I even wanna know where the Skyline is, Dawg? Or where you've been for the past couple'a days? Or where the hell you got these rides from?
Tej Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good.
Tej All right. You each got a barrel to go around down at the end of the road here. Second wave gotta sit tight till your partner crosses this line right here. First team to go down and back twice wins the race... at which point, the losers WILL hand over them keys. Otherwise, you'll be eating breakfast through straws from now on.
Scenes with Tej
2 scenesBrian O'Conner: They got deep pockets?
Tej Parker Real deep.
What's up, Suki?
Suki What's up, Bullitt?
What do you say we kick it a nickel?
Orange Julius [surprised]
'Perate, 'perate, 'perate. Nobody said nothin' about raising the stakes!
If that's the case, why don't you ask these nice people here to back off the line so you can go home?
[after Brian and Rome escape and Tej and Suki get cited by the police for using the two's original cars during the scramble]
Brian O'Conner: [on radio] Thanks a lot, Tej. You're the clutch. I owe you one big time.
Tej [staring angrily at the officer]
Yeah, Brian, you really do owe me, man. You really do- [Suki elbows Tej] Us. Suki says you owe us, aight?
