Gen. Joseph Stilwell That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen. Col. "Madman" Maddox To Hollywood... and glory! Hollis P. "Holly" Wood You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly shit from me. Except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number: Wood, Hollis P., Lumberjack, Social Security 106-43-2185.