Blake
You get anything?
Schofield
No.
Blake
I'm bloody starvin', aren't you? I thought we might get some decent grub out here. It was the only reason I decided against the priesthood. What have you got there?
Schofield
Ham and bread.
Blake
Where did you find that?
Schofield
I have my uses. Here. [hands Blake a chunk of bread]
Blake
[chewing]
Ugh, tastes like old shoe.
Schofield
Cheer up. This time next week it'll be chicken dinner.
Blake
Not me. Leave got cancelled.
Schofield
They say why?
Blake
No idea.
Schofield
It's easier not to go back at all.
Blake
[A group of soldiers crosses their path]
Something's up. Did you hear anything?
Schofield
No.
Blake
Has to be the push, right? Ten bob says we're going up.
Schofield
I'm not taking that bet.
Blake
Why? 'Cause you know I'm right?
Schofield
No, because you haven't got ten bob.
Blake
Is there any news, Sarge?
SS Sergeant Sanders
News of what
Blake
The big push. It was supposed to happen weeks ago. They told us we'd be home by Christmas.
SS Sergeant Sanders
Yes, well, sorry to disrupt your crowded schedule, Blake, but the Brass Hats didn't fancy it in the snow.
Blake
More's the pity, Sarge. I could have done with some turkey.
SS Sergeant Sanders
Well, I'll be sure to relay your displeasure to Command.
Blake
So, what's on the cards then, Sergeant?
SS Sergeant Sanders
The Hun are up to something.
Blake
Any idea what?
SS Sergeant Sanders
No, but it's about to ruin our weekend. [Sanders stops in front of a dugout entrance and turns around to face Blake and Schofield] Now, listen. Erinmore is inside, so tidy yourselves up. Never know. Might be mentions in dispatches for this one... if you don't bugger it up.
SS Sergeant Sanders
Lance Corporals Blake and Schofield, sir.
GE General Erinmore
Which one of you is Blake?
Blake
Sir.
GE General Erinmore
You have a brother, a lieutenant in the Second Devons?
Blake
Yes, sir. Joseph Blake; is he--?
GE General Erinmore
Alive. As far as I know. And with your help, I'd like to keep it that way. Sanders tells me you're good with maps. That true?
Blake
Good enough, sir.
GE General Erinmore
So... [indicates the British position on map] We are here. The Second Devons are advancing here. [indicates an 'X' on map] How long will it take you to get there?
Blake
[confused]
I don't understand, sir.
Schofield
Sir, that land is held by the Germans.
GE General Erinmore
Germans have gone. Don't get your hopes up. It appears to be a strategic withdrawal. They seem to have created a new line, nine miles back here by the look of it. Colonel Mackenzie is in command of the Second. He sent word yesterday morning he was going after the retreating Germans. He is convinced he has them on the run, that if he can break their lines now, he will turn the tide. He is wrong. Colonel Mackenzie has not seen these aerials of the enemy's new line. Come around here, gentlemen.
GE General Erinmore
[Erinmore gestures Blake and Schofield to another table overlaid with aerial photographs of the new German line]
Three miles deep, field fortifications, defenses, artillery the like of which we've never seen before. The Second are due to attack the line shortly after dawn tomorrow. They have no idea what they're in for. And we can't warn them; as a parting gift, the enemy cut all our telephone lines. Your orders are to get to the Second at Croisilles Wood, one mile southeast of the town of Écoust. Deliver this to Colonel Mackenzie. [hands Blake a sealed envelope] It is a direct order to call off tomorrow morning's attack. If you don't, it will be a massacre. We will lose two battalions, sixteen hundred men, your brother among them. Do you think you can get there in time?
Blake
Yes, sir.
GE General Erinmore
Any questions?
Blake
No, sir.
GE General Erinmore
Good. [to Lieutenant Gordon] Over to you, Lieutenant.
LG Lieutenant Gordon
[Blake and Schofield salute and join Lieutenant Gordon at the supply table]
Supplies, gentlemen. Maps, torches, grenades and, uh... a couple of little treats. [Blake and Schofield begin gathering supplies] Leave immediately, take this trench west, up on Sauchiehall Street, then northwest on Paradise Alley at the front. Continue along the front line until you find the Yorks. Give this note to Major Stevenson. [hands Blake a note] He's holding the line at the shortest span of no man's land. You'll cross there.
Schofield
It'll be daylight, sir. They'll see us.
GE General Erinmore
No need to be concerned. You should meet no resistance.
Blake
Sir, is-- is it just us?
GE General Erinmore
"Down to Gehenna or up to the Throne / He travels the fastest who travels alone." Wouldn't you say, Lieutenant?
LG Lieutenant Gordon
Yes, sir, I would.
GE General Erinmore
Good luck.
Blake
Sir? Lieutenant Leslie, sir?
LL Lieutenant Leslie
[half asleep]
What is it?
Blake
We have a message from General Erinmore.
LL Lieutenant Leslie
Are you our relief?
Blake
No, sir.
LL Lieutenant Leslie
Then when the **** hell are they due?
Blake
We don't know, sir, but we've got orders to cross here.
LL Lieutenant Leslie
That is the German front line.
Blake
We know, sir. If you'll just take the letter. [hands Leslie the note from Erinmore]
LL Lieutenant Leslie
Settle a bet. What day is it?
Blake
Friday.
LL Lieutenant Leslie
Friday. Well, well, well. None of us was right. [indicates soldier] This idiot thought it was Tuesday.
LL Lieutenant Leslie
[reading the note]
Are they out of their **** minds? One slow night, the brass think the Hun have just gone home?
Schofield
Do you think they're wrong, sir?
LL Lieutenant Leslie
We lost an officer and three men two nights ago. They were shot to bits patching up wire. We dragged two of them back here. Needn't have bothered--
Blake
Sir, the General is sure the enemy have withdrawn. There are aerials of the new line that–-
LL Lieutenant Leslie
[exasperated]
Shut up! We've fought and died over every inch of this **** place! Now they suddenly give us miles? It's a trap! [pause] But chin up, there's a medal in it for sure. Nothing like a scrap of ribbon to cheer up a widow.
Schofield
[Blake and Schofield have just narrowly escaped from a collapsing German bunker] [pouring water from his canteen on his face]
Dust... so much dust in my eyes!
Blake
[hands Schofield his canteen]
Here. Have some of mine. I wish I'd shot that rat now.
Schofield
And I wish you'd picked some other bloody idiot.
Blake
What?
Schofield
Why in God's name did you have to choose me?
Blake
Well, I didn't know what I was picking you for.
Schofield
No, you didn't. You never know. That's your problem.
Blake
Alright then, go back. Nothing's stopping you. You can go all the bloody way home if you want.
Schofield
[sharply]
Don't. Just don't.
Blake
Look, I didn't know what I was picking you for. I thought they were going to send us back up the line, or for food or something. I thought it was going to be easy, alright? I never thought it would be this. [pulls out flare gun] So, do you want to go back?
Schofield
Just fire the **** flare.
Blake
Up yours, Lieutenant. [fires flare]
Blake
Hey, did you hear that story about Wilko? How he lost his ear?
Schofield
I'm not in the mood. Keep your eyes on the trees, top of the ridge.
Blake
Bet he told you it was shrapnel.
Schofield
What was it then?
Blake
Well, you know his girl's a hairdresser, right? And he was moaning about the lack of bathing facilities when he wrote to her. Remember those rancid jakes at Arras?
Schofield
Yeah.
Blake
Anyway, she sends him over this hair oil. Smells sweet, like Golden Syrup. Wilko loves the smell, but he doesn't want to cart it around in his pack. So, he slathers it all over his barnet, goes to sleep and in the middle of the night he wakes up, and a rat is sitting on his shoulder licking the oil off his head! [Schofield laughs] Wilko panics, and he jumps up, and when he does, the rat bites clean through his **** ear and runs off with it!
Schofield
[laughing]
No!
Blake
He made a hell of a fuss, yellin', screamin'; the best part of it was, he put so much bloody oil on himself that he couldn't wash it off! He was like a magnet! Rats left us alone, but they couldn't get enough of him. Poor bastard.
Schofield
Well, that's your medal sorted, then.
Blake
What do you mean?
Schofield
"Lance Corporal Blake showed unusual valour rescuing a comrade from certain death", blah, blah, blah.
Blake
You reckon?
Schofield
I do.
Blake
Well, that'd be nice, since you lost yours.
Schofield
I didn't lose mine.
Blake
What happened to it, then?
Schofield
Why do you care?
Blake
Why do you not?
Schofield
I swapped it with a French captain.
Blake
Swapped it?!
Schofield
Mm-hmm.
Blake
For what?
Schofield
Bottle of wine.
Blake
Well, what did you do that for?!
Schofield
I was thirsty.
Blake
What a waste. You should have taken it home with you, you should have given it to your family. Men have died for that. If I got a medal, I'd take it back home; why didn't you just take it home--?
Schofield
Look, it's just a bit of bloody tin! It doesn't make you special. It doesn't make any difference to anyone.
Blake
Yes, it does. And it's not just a bit of tin. It's got a ribbon on it.
Schofield
[Schofield pauses and turns back to face Blake]
I hated going home. I hated it. When I knew I couldn't stay, when I knew I had to leave and they might never see-- [he chokes up, pauses, and walks off]
Blake
[Blake has been stabbed by any injured German pilot, Schofield shoots the pilot dead and rushes to Blake's aid]
You bastard! You bloody bastard! [he opens his coat to see blood seeping profusely through his shirt from his stab wound] Oh, God, no. Oh, God, no! [he collapses, groaning in shock] Jesus. Jesus, no!
Schofield
We have to stop the bleeding. [presses a cloth on Blake's wound]
Blake
[screams in pain]
Stop, stop it! Stop it!
Schofield
It's alright, it's going to be alright. We're going to stand up.
Blake
Yes.
Schofield
Right. [he tries to pull Blake to his feet]
Blake
No, I can't, I can't! Ow!
Schofield
We have to get to an aid post.
Blake
I can't!
Schofield
I'll carry you. It isn't very far.
Blake
Just bring a doctor here.
Schofield
We can't. We have to go together. We're going to get up. We're going to get up. [he tries to drag Blake]
Blake
Stop!
Schofield
Come on.
Blake
Please stop! [kicking in pain] Put me down! Put me down, you bastard, please! Put me down!
Schofield
[Schofield lays Blake down on the ground as he continues groaning in pain]
You have to try to keep moving.
Blake
Let's just sit. Let me sit.
Schofield
[trying to stop the bleeding again]
No, we can't. We have to find the Second, remember? Your brother. We have to go now.
Blake
You can start on without me, I'll catch up.
Schofield
You can't stay here. We have to move, alright? We have to move, now come on. Come on! Come on, that's it. Come on, come on. Come on. [he tries to pick up Blake once more, who screams in pain, Schofield sets him back down again] Your brother! We have to find your brother.
Blake
You'll recognize him. He looks like me, and... he's a bit older.
Blake
[A burning beam from the barn crashes to the ground behind them, and embers start drifting through the air as Schofield cradles Blake in his lap] [weakly]
What are they? Are we being shelled?
Schofield
They're embers. The barn is on fire.
Blake
I've been hit. What was it?
Schofield
You were stabbed.
Blake
[whimpers]
Am I dying?
Schofield
[pause]
Yes. Yes, I think you are. [Blake reaches into his coat pocket and hands Schofield a leather pouch] This?
Blake
Inside. [Schofield pulls out a photograph of Blake's mother and hands it to him] Will you write to my mum for me?
Schofield
I will.
Blake
Tell her I wasn't scared.
Schofield
Anything else?
Blake
I love them. I wish that... I wish... Talk to me. Tell me you know the way.
Schofield
I know the way. I'm going to head southeast until I hit Écoust. I'll pass through the town and out to the east, all the way to Croisilles Wood.
Blake
It'll be dark by then.
Schofield
That won't bother me. I'll find the Second, I'll give them the message, and then I'll find your brother. Just like you, a little bit older... [he stops as he realizes Blake is dead]