I do not enjoy heights!
Most-quoted character in The 13th Warrior (1999): in 17 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan (13), Herger the Joyous (7), Buliwyf (6)
Merciful Father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.
More lines from Ahmed Ibn Fadhlan
3 quotesWhat the hell are you saying?
Across seas of monsters and forests of demons we traveled. Praise be to Allah, the Merciful and Compassionate. May His blessing be upon pagan men who loved other Gods, who shared their food, and shed their blood. That His servant, Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan, might become a man, and a useful servant of God.
Scenes with Ahmed Ibn Fadhlan
13 scenesBlowhards, the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. [points to Ahmed] Looked like that one's mother. [laughter]
My mother ... was a pure woman, from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you... pig-eating son of a whore.
How? How did you learn our language?
I listened!
You can draw sounds?
"Draw sounds"? [realizing] Yes, I can draw sounds... and I can speak them back.
Show me.
"There is only one God, and Mohammad [corrects Buliwyf's writing] is his prophet.
[Buliwyf nods and walks off.]
Grow stronger!
You complain much.
Cow urine.
Cow urine?
Boiled down.
No, no. Don't put that filth on me. Water, clean water.
As you wish. Tomorrow the pus will run, and you'll have a fever. [Ahmed relents and lets her put it on]
That's a woman's sound.
Do that again and you'll make it.
You'll live.
You! You could have killed him at will!
Yes?
Well, why the deception?
Deception is the point! Any fool can calculate strength. That one has been doing it since we arrived. Now he has to calculate what he can't see.
And fear... what he doesn't know. [Herger makes a head-smacking gesture]
As you say, foolish. And expensive. We will miss Angus tonight; we will miss his sword.
What do I do with this?!
Put your foot on it...and stand!
I cannot...taste neither the fermentation of grape nor of wheat. [Herger laughs] What? Why do you laugh?
Have we anything resembling a plan?
Mm-hm. Ride till we find them... and kill them all.
I have only these hands. I will die a pauper.
You will be buried as a king.
A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to... draw the story of his deeds. That they may be remembered.
Such a man might be thought wealthy indeed.
'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see--
--my mother, and my sisters...
and my brothers.
'Lo, there do I see the line--
--of my people, back to the beginning.
'Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla...
Where the brave...
May live...
...forever.
We shall make prayers for your safe passage!
Prayers to who?
In your land, one God is perhaps enough, but we have need of many! I will pray to all of them for you! Do not be offended!
I will be in your debt!
Good bye, Arab!
Good bye, Northman.
