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[after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
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Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
Derek: Oh, snap!
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
Derek: Oh, snap!
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What's the dealio, yo?
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I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.
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[to Derek] I friggin' worship you, man.
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Taste my pain, bitch!
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Obey my dog!
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I hear words like "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity that I don't buy into.
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That's bullshit, Mugatu's a dick!
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Matilda: [after Derek saves the prime minister] Derek that was unbelievable!
Derek Zoolander: I know! I turned left!
Matilda: No, you saved the prime minister!
Derek Zoolander: Oh, well, that's cool too.
Derek Zoolander: I know! I turned left!
Matilda: No, you saved the prime minister!
Derek Zoolander: Oh, well, that's cool too.
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Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.
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Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.
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[after Derek says the center should be bigger] He's absolutely right.
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They're break-dance fighting.
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Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.