Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory quotes

View Quote Hurry! We have so much time and so little to do! Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

View Quote Open your mouth a little wider when you speak. [Quoting the Red Queen from Through the Looking-Glass.]

View Quote Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.

View Quote I'LL GET EVEN WITH YOU FOR THIS, WONKA, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!! (to himself) I got a blueberry for a daughter.

View Quote VIOLET, you're turning violet, Violet!

View Quote Oompa loompa doompadee doo / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doompadah dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me / Who do you blame when your kid is a brat / Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat / Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame / You know exactly who's to blame / The mother and the father / Oompa loompa doompadee dah / If you're not spoiled then you will go far. / You will live in happiness too / Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.

View Quote Oompa loompa doopadee doo/I've got a perfect puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doopadee dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me/What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? / Eating as much as an elephant eats?/What are you at getting terribly fat? / What do you think will come of that? / I don't like the look of it / Oompa loompa doopade dah / If you're not greedy you will go far / You will live in happiness too / Like the oompa loompa doopade do / Doopade do.

View Quote Oompa loompa doopadee do / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doopadah dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me/Gum chewing's fun for once in a while / It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile / But it's repulsive, revoulting, and wrong / To chew gum all day long / The way that a cow does / Oompa loompa doopadee dah / If you're good mannered you will go far / You will live in happiness too / Like the oompa loompa doopade do.

View Quote Oompa loompa doopadee do / I've got another puzzle for you / Oompa loompa doopadah dee / If you are wise you'll listen to me / What do you get from a glut of TV? / A pain in the neck and an IQ of 3 / Why don't you try simply reading a book? / Are you too stubborn to take a look? / You'll have no / You'll have no / You'll have no / You'll have no / You'll have no commercials / Oompa loompa doopadee dah / If you're not greedy you will go far / You will live in happiness too / Like the / Oompa / Oompa loompa doompa doopadee do.

View Quote The Tinker: "Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen; We dare not go a-hunting, for fear of little men." [A quote from William Allingham's poem The Fairies]

View Quote Charlie Bucket: [to Grandpa Joe] You know... I'll bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.

View Quote Violet Beauregarde: What is this, a freak out?

View Quote Mrs. Teavee: I'm sending you the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!

View Quote Computer Inventor: I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate!

View Quote T.V. Anchorman: Four down and one to go. And somewhere in this world, another person is moving closer and closer to winning the last of the most sought after prizes in history. Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is, and we may be tempted to be bitter in our own losing, we must remember that there are plenty more important things in life. Offhand, I can't remember what they are, but I'm sure there must be something.