Weird Science

Weird Science quotes

62 total quotes (ID: 625)

Chet
Gary
Lisa
Wyatt


He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.


Chet?! OH, SHIT!

Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!

That's the truth, baby.

Well, goddamn!

There are motorcycles in my house!

We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal.

Why are we wearing bras on our heads?

Where do you want it?

"Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!

A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!

So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?

Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.