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View Quote He's an asshole. Look at that haircut; anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole.

View Quote Chet?! OH, SHIT!

View Quote Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

View Quote Wyatt, your kitchen is blue...

View Quote Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect!

View Quote That's the truth, baby.

View Quote Well, goddamn!

View Quote There are motorcycles in my house!

View Quote We're in trouble, Gary. This is highly illegal.

View Quote Why are we wearing bras on our heads?

View Quote Where do you want it?

View Quote "Accident" my ass, Gary! My parents are coming home, Chet's coming home; they're gonna freak out!

View Quote A missle! A MISSLE! A missle in my house, Gary!

View Quote So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?

View Quote Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape; I'll kick your ass.