Weird Science

Weird Science quotes

62 total quotes (ID: 625)


Just for that, I should give you a set of elephant balls!

Let me set it straight: No one is as uptight as you, okay? No one. Even your middle name is tense; Wyatt "Tense-Up" Donnelly.

Now, hold on, man. I know female stats. I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

Oh, you know; sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...

Okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.

Okay, drop and give me twenty.

She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. She was set and she was lookin' good, son!

So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?

Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family matter.

Ten minutes into my aerobics routine you passed out; you slept. I did my toes.

That's not a bad idea. Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein...except cuter.

That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

That's the truth, baby.

That's Wyatt's brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole.

There are motorcycles in my house!