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View Quote If you don't learn to relax, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're twenty.

View Quote Do you know what time it is? Time to pay the fiddler.

View Quote Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm tellin' Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

View Quote That's not a joke! That is a severe mental disorder! Those are women's underpants! Next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head.

View Quote For Christ's sake's, Weed! Cover yourself!

View Quote If my room's okay, I won't kill him. I-I'll just hurt him real bad.

View Quote Fine. You die, she walks outta here with a severe limp.

View Quote Accident? An accident?! Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddammit?!

View Quote Stay outta this, bimbo! This is a family matter.

View Quote You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue.

View Quote He pukes, you die.

View Quote You're dead meat, pilgrim.

View Quote This isn't funny, you stupid bitch!

View Quote You spit in this?

View Quote [Gary and Wyatt have hidden from freaks who've destroyed Wyatt's home.]
Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: Well, if I could shoot an egg outta my ass right now, I would.
Wyatt: But...won't these people think that we're cowards?
Gary: Yeah...okay, but we can deal with shame. Death is a much greater issue.