Wedding Crashers quotes

189 total quotes

Chazz Reinhold
Jeremy Grey
John Beckwith
Other People

View Quote Rule #3 - Never confess.

View Quote Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your ****ing skateboard!

View Quote Rule #2 - Never use your real name.

View Quote Husband: Hey, I got an idea, why don't you just kiss my left nut!

View Quote What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there.

View Quote Death, you are my Bitch Lover!

View Quote Rule #10 - Invitations are for pussies.

View Quote Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

View Quote Give me a break! That was my first Asian!

View Quote Let's play tummy sticks.

View Quote Rule #12 - When it stops being fun, break something.

View Quote I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it.

View Quote It's like fishing with dynamite.

View Quote Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?

View Quote Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.