Wedding Crashers quotes
189 total quotesThe Wedding Crashers Rules
Todd Cleary
William Cleary
Zach's Friends
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What the **** do you want?
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I'm just living the dream.
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Would that make you love me?!
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I'll be in my room painting homo things.
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Rule #5 - Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
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Rule #29 - Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
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Rule #4 - No one goes home alone.
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Rule #16 - Always have an up-to-date family tree.
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Rule #32 - Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
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Rule #91 - Never dance to "What I Like About You." It's long past time to let that song go. Someone will request it at every wedding. Don't dance to it. No matter how...
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Rule #14 - You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
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Rule #51 - Always pull out in time.
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Rule #8 - Be the life of the party.
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Daiquiris.
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Rule #67 - Mix it up a little. You can't always be the man with the haunted past.