Tootsie quotes

32 total quotes

Dorothy Michaels
Jeff Slater
Michael Dorsey
Multiple Characters
Sandy Lester

View Quote I don't believe in hell. I believe in UNEMPLOYMENT, but not hell.

View Quote You know, I could lay a big line on you and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth is, is that I find you very interesting and I'd really like to make love to you.

View Quote [in her audition] Oh I know what y'all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that. That means you, dear. Miss Marshall. Shame on you, you macho shit head.

View Quote [to April, dressed only in bra and panties] What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips?

View Quote [waking up and seeing Michael as Dorothy] Mom?

View Quote I'm just afraid that you're going to burn in Hell for all this.

View Quote I don't like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried." I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play... what happened?"

View Quote I think we're getting into a weird area here.

View Quote You slut.

View Quote That is one nutty hospital.

View Quote I'm going to feel this way until I don't feel this way anymore.

View Quote Well, good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?

View Quote George Fields: [to Michael] You're too much trouble. Get some therapy.

View Quote George Fields: [to Dorothy/Michael] I begged you to get therapy.

View Quote John Van Horne: [after Dorothy reveals she is a man] Does Jeff know?