Jeff Slater quotes

[waking up and seeing Michael as Dorothy] Mom?

I'm just afraid that you're going to burn in Hell for all this.

I don't like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried." I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play... what happened?"

I think we're getting into a weird area here.

You slut.

That is one nutty hospital.

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