Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
Walker Bobby
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Hey losing is never fun but here's a little something to keep your spirits up.... (flips bird) its real nice... got it at Target.... It's on sale.
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[driving his first race] Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I've got a...a chubby right now because THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE!! I'M GETTIN' TO DRIVE A RACECAR I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD!!!
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The room is startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of gayness.
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Mr. Dennit, with all due respect... I had no idea that you had an experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
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[Looking under the hood of his race car] Hot dog! I mean, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!
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Yep, I'm flyin' through the air, this is not good.
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[to his father-in-law] The only thing you ever did with your life is make a hot daughter! That's it!
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[to Girard] I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!
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[getting ready to bump Girard in a race] Hey, it's me, America!
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Slingshot: engage.
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I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
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You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.
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Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.
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There's a god damn cougar in the car!
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In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken