Texas Ranger Bobby quotes
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I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
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Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?
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Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
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Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Aww Nana, not my prison shank.
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Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it!
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If it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather!"
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One of you Turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth
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My teacher asked me what the capital of north carolina was and i said washington dc and she said no. your wrong. and i said you've got a lumpy butt. and she got mad and yelled at me and i peed my pants and i never did changed my pee pants all day. i'm still sittin' here in my dirty pee pants..