Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
Walker Bobby
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[Looking under the hood of his race car] Hot dog! I mean, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!
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Yep, I'm flyin' through the air, this is not good.
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[to his father-in-law] The only thing you ever did with your life is make a hot daughter! That's it!
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[to Girard] I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!
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[getting ready to bump Girard in a race] Hey, it's me, America!
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Slingshot: engage.
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I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
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You gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.
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Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.
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There's a god damn cougar in the car!
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In the words of the late great Colonel Sanders: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken
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I like to think of Jesus with like giant eagles wings and singin' lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and 'm in the front row, and 'm hammered drunk...
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Now, I've got a message for all the other drivers out there. If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race, it's not your tailpipe. It's just a little of Shake...and Bake!
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Shake and Bake!
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Shake it! Before you Bake it!