
Sydney White quotes
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Spanky
Sydney
Tyler
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[Waiting for Sydney to come down for her first date with Tyler]
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.
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[staring at a drying sports bra]
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.
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And I think I'm in love with a dork!
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Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.
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Kappas could use a girl like you.
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Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.
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If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.
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I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy.
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It's a disease... one without a cure.
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It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty.
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I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.
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AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!
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Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
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As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.
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I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.