Sydney White quotes
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Spanky
Sydney
Tyler
[Waiting for Sydney to come down for her first date with Tyler]
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.
Terrence: Three-quarters of first dates end in disappointment for one or both parties, studies show. I hope you beat the odds.
Tyler: Me too.
Gurkin: If you try any funny stuff I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states, and Canada.
Tyler: Wow.
George: Yeah! And I'll kick your ass.
Eyes brows meet tweezers, tweezers meet your worst nightmare.
Kappas could use a girl like you.
It is so hard to find a decent gluten free soy patty.
And I think I'm in love with a dork!
It's a disease... one without a cure.
[staring at a drying sports bra]
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.
Spanky: Dudes...that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course... The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.
Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.
If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.
Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
AHHH! We're gonna be sisters!!
As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.
I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.
I thought I was going to marry a Backstreet Boy.