Sydney I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.
Played by Amanda Bynes 
Sydney White (2007) · 47 quotes
Sydney White (2007) · 47 quotes
Most-quoted character in Sydney White (2007): in 18 of its 47 quotes
Most scenes with: Lenny (2)
If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.
More lines from Sydney
13 quotes Sydney Sydney Sometimes a girl just needs her mom.
Sydney Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.
Sydney It's a disease... one without a cure.
Sydney Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.
Sydney They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!
Sydney I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.
Sydney As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.
Sydney Public humiliation can be pretty tiring.
Sydney You realize she was flirting with you.
Sydney Tyler, have you lost your mind?
Sydney Tyler, these plates are plastic. Touching them hurts my hands!
Sydney Tyler, these plates are plastic it hurts my hands!
Scenes with Sydney
4 scenesWe are taught from an early age that this is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. But what many Americans do not know is how much the Founding Fathers were as scared of democracy as they were of British oppression. Can anyone tell me why that is?
Snoring noise is heard in seats
The young man snoring there, perhaps?
Class laughs, Jeremy jostles Embele awake
Jeremy{whispering}: Come on, get up!
Embele{drowsily}: The Founding Fathers were afraid direct democracy would ruin the American people the same way it doomed the Roman Republic. Alexander Hamilton even advocated a monarchy. Embele yawns
Professor Carleton{surprised}: Correct. We are trained to think the more power the people have the better.
Terrence is repeating to himself the professor's lecture verbatim
Professor Carleton & Terrence
Can anyone tell me why is this not neccesarily so?
Terrence hoists his hand high
Ah, Terrence. Still here after eight years! class laugh What do you say we give someone else a chance to respond this time? Why not you, Miss?
Professor motions to Sydney
Sydney White. Well, I have to say that...uh...
Rachel Witchburn{interrupting}: Most Americans do not concern themselves with the issues. There could be arguments for keeping things say a little more...elite? Maybe even certain kinds of oligarchies.
Sydney I have to say that that is underestimating the masses a bit, not to mention overestimating the elites. Aparthied was an oligarchy, and no one wants that to return.
Interesting/
Embele is snoozing in the living room of "The Vortex"
Sydney Why is he asleep?
Embele is from Abuja, Nigeria. Interesting geography fact is that our time zone and theirs are literally on the other side of the world. Our 10 PM is their 10 AM, so he has not yet adjusted.
Sydney I see. How long has Embele been studying in the United States?
Three years.
Tyler is playing video games with the dorks
You guys should come over to the Beta house sometime.
How come?
We play a lot of video games too. We are like you guys. Why, what did you think the Betas did?
We thought you went after hot babes nonstop.
Hate to burst your bubble, but for the most part the Betas struggle with girls like most other men.
Sydney Tyler, what you said is like revealing that there is no Santa Claus.
George stares in shock
Sydney Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Sydney is surprised to see her father's pickup truck on campus, in addition to her father
Sydney Dad? You drove all this way to see me?
John White
Something about your call did not sound right. Only factor that perplexed me was that you were not at the Kappa house.
Sydney explains her railroading at the hands of Rachel Witchburn and how she has failed to follow in her mother's footsteps
John White
Sweetheart, respecting your mother is not about reliving her life. One big reason I fell in love with her was that she always stood up for her friends in need, no matter how hard it was. And on that, you are exactly like her.
