Sydney quotes

I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

Sometimes a girl just needs her mom.

Don't worry... I'll remember to smile for my mug shot.

It's a disease... one without a cure.

Just to be clear, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.

They threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!!!

I tried to eat a plastic flower before... It kinda hurt.

As long as he doesn't try to hump my bunny slippers.

Public humiliation can be pretty tiring.

If only there was a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in... Oh, wait. There is.

You realize she was flirting with you.

Tyler, have you lost your mind?

Tyler, these plates are plastic. Touching them hurts my hands!

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