Swingers quotes
82 total quotesAnswering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker
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Nicole: You came in and asked me for an application, and I took you and introduced you to my manager.
Mike: Must have been a while ago, 'cause I- right now I have a booking agent.
Mike: Must have been a while ago, 'cause I- right now I have a booking agent.
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They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, do you dig that?
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We saw them at Roscoe's that night. It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up. I apologized; bought them some chicken waffles. It's totally fine.
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Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.
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Alright, fine, 'll ask her. Ma'am, where do all the high school girls hang out around here?
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Trent: Baby, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.
Mike: That was so demeaning.
Trent: She smiled, baby.
Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Trent: She was smiling at how money I am, baby.
Mike: That was so demeaning.
Trent: She smiled, baby.
Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Trent: She was smiling at how money I am, baby.
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You have to put things in perspective.
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They went with someone who had more theme park experience. 'd kill for that job.
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All I do is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.
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You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.
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I'm the asshole? I'm the asshole in the place yeah? Yeah, well I'm outta here. I would never eat here, I would never eat here anyway.
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Don't worry about it, man. It's like, now I have my LA gun story. You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home: it's an Uzi.
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Okay, already, 'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.
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How about if I wait six weeks? Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and just happened to run into her number, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we ****ed. T, would that be the money?
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Mike: You're gonna screw up our plan.
Trent: Baby, we're gonna get laid.
Mike: T-. Trent. Trent. I need to, ah-
[Trent hands him a condom through the door]
Mike: No, I...uh...need to use the phone.
Trent: Hold on. [Slams door]
Mike: 'm sure - they weren't in there that long.
Trent: Baby, we're gonna get laid.
Mike: T-. Trent. Trent. I need to, ah-
[Trent hands him a condom through the door]
Mike: No, I...uh...need to use the phone.
Trent: Hold on. [Slams door]
Mike: 'm sure - they weren't in there that long.