Swingers quotes

82 total quotes

Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker

View Quote It's so ****ing on!

View Quote So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?

View Quote Does it have to be Goofy? I mean, I was Hamlet two years ago. Off-broadway. And I was good!

View Quote They went with someone who had more theme park experience. 'd kill for that job.

View Quote Don't worry about it, man. It's like, now I have my LA gun story. You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home: it's an Uzi.

View Quote You're telling me that your life sucks; that means my life is God-awful.

View Quote You're so money and you don't even know it.

View Quote We saw them at Roscoe's that night. It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up. I apologized; bought them some chicken waffles. It's totally fine.

View Quote They love T-, man. That boy can ****ing talk.

View Quote You have to put things in perspective.

View Quote She doesn't deserve you

View Quote Trent: Back in the day this place was a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the business. Probably fall all over themselves for a couple of high class guys like me and you. You want to be fresh on the scene, right?
Mike: Yeah I know, but......
Trent: Aw, Mike. You don't want all that ****in' Pirates-of-the-Caribbean horseshit or the rock-n-roll grunge tip. Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.

View Quote Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of ****?
Trent: No, baby, you're money.

View Quote Trent: Look, you take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course its going to end up on the friendship tip.
Mike: I just don't think she liked me.
Trent: Baby you are so money and don't even know it.

View Quote Mike: [at a crowded bar] We're gonna go to a party in the Hills, you wanna go?
Charles: Yeah...this place is dead anyway.