Swingers quotes

82 total quotes

Answering Machine
Mike Peters
Rob
Sue
Trent Walker

View Quote So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?

View Quote Does it have to be Goofy? I mean, I was Hamlet two years ago. Off-broadway. And I was good!

View Quote They went with someone who had more theme park experience. 'd kill for that job.

View Quote Don't worry about it, man. It's like, now I have my LA gun story. You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home: it's an Uzi.

View Quote You're telling me that your life sucks; that means my life is God-awful.

View Quote You're so money and you don't even know it.

View Quote We saw them at Roscoe's that night. It's totally fine. Trent cleared it up. I apologized; bought them some chicken waffles. It's totally fine.

View Quote They love T-, man. That boy can ****ing talk.

View Quote You have to put things in perspective.

View Quote She doesn't deserve you

View Quote Trent: Back in the day this place was a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the business. Probably fall all over themselves for a couple of high class guys like me and you. You want to be fresh on the scene, right?
Mike: Yeah I know, but......
Trent: Aw, Mike. You don't want all that ****in' Pirates-of-the-Caribbean horseshit or the rock-n-roll grunge tip. Guys like you and me gotta kick it here, old school.

View Quote Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of ****?
Trent: No, baby, you're money.

View Quote Trent: Look, you take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course its going to end up on the friendship tip.
Mike: I just don't think she liked me.
Trent: Baby you are so money and don't even know it.

View Quote Mike: [at a crowded bar] We're gonna go to a party in the Hills, you wanna go?
Charles: Yeah...this place is dead anyway.

View Quote Trent: See man, T can't roll with that, she's Business class..
Rob: Business class ?
Sue: Big butt you know, can't fly coach.
Mike: You guys are terrible.