Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 563)

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry
Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters


Melanie: Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?
Jake: The kind that don't live here.


Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food?
Melanie: Light beer. Less calories.

Jake: Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?
Wade: Uh, Clinton's breath.
Jake: You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?
Bobby Ray: Last time I checked, yeah.
Jake: [puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.
Bobby Ray: Well, you're really not my type... [laughter]

You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!

The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
Melanie: I can't.
Jake: Can't? Or won't?
Melanie: Both.
Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.

Melanie: Bobby Ray it's not like that.
Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

[after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.