Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 563)

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry
Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters

Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food?
Melanie: Light beer. Less calories.

You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

Mayor Kate Hennings: You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!
Andrew: Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.

Melanie: Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?
Jake: The kind that don't live here.

[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!

Melanie: Bobby Ray it's not like that.
Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.

Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
Melanie: I can't.
Jake: Can't? Or won't?
Melanie: Both.
Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.

The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

[after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.