Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes

Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters

View Quote Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.

View Quote Bobby Ray: Now, what'd I ever do to you?
Melanie: Oh, you didn't do anything to me, darlin'... or any other girl in town!

View Quote Honey, just 'cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.

View Quote Lurlynn: You know he went up there?
Melanie: Who? Jake?
Lurlynn: I'm not supposed to know but Clinton let it slip once.
Melanie: When?
Lurlynn: About a year after you left. He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He knew that it would take more than an apology to get you back. He'd have to conquer the world first. He's been trying ever since.
Melanie: That's why he kept sending the papers back.

View Quote [to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

View Quote Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
Melanie: I can't.
Jake: Can't? Or won't?
Melanie: Both.
Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.

View Quote [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

View Quote You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

View Quote Mayor Kate Hennings: You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!
Andrew: Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.

View Quote You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

View Quote Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

View Quote Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

View Quote Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

View Quote [Drunk, at the bar] Oh Bobby Ray....why don't you just go to a gay bar.

View Quote Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.