Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 563)

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry
Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters


You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.


Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food?
Melanie: Light beer. Less calories.

Mayor Kate Hennings: You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!
Andrew: Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.

Melanie: Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?
Jake: The kind that don't live here.

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

Jake: C'mon, I wanna show you something.
Melanie: I can't.
Jake: Can't? Or won't?
Melanie: Both.
Jake: The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie: The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake: Guess you better get on with it then.

Melanie: Bobby Ray it's not like that.
Bobby Ray: No I'll tell you what it's not like. It's not like Jake's the only one you run out on.

[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!

[after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.

The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?

Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?