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Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry
Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters




View Quote [After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!
View Quote [after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.
View Quote Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?
View Quote Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
View Quote There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
View Quote Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
View Quote We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.
View Quote Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.
View Quote Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
View Quote You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
View Quote What ever happened to responsible journalism?