Sweet Home Alabama quotes
41 total quotesMayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
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[After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!
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[after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.
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Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?
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Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
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There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.
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Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.
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We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.
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Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.
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Stella: You know for someone whose been holding onto something for so long, you're pretty quick to let it go.
Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
Jake: I can't control her, any more than I can control the weather.
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You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.
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What ever happened to responsible journalism?