Sweet Home Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 563)

Bobby Ray
Earl Smooter
Jake Perry
Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters


Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?


What ever happened to responsible journalism?

There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.

[after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.

Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.

Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.

Andrew: You married your cousin?

Melanie: [on her cell phone] I can't. I'm in Alabama.
Tabatha Wadmore-Smith: [in New York] Oh... my God.

Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: Are you shittin' me?
Melanie: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you.

Jake: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?'
Melanie: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd, they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?

Melanie: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.