Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes

Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters

View Quote Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?

View Quote What ever happened to responsible journalism?

View Quote There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people.

View Quote [after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics.

View Quote [to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup.

View Quote You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

View Quote We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.

View Quote Well, aren't you just a big fat liar?

View Quote Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.

View Quote Praise the Lord, the South has risen again.

View Quote Andrew: You married your cousin?

View Quote Melanie: [on her cell phone] I can't. I'm in Alabama.
Tabatha Wadmore-Smith: [in New York] Oh... my God.

View Quote Jake: [not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?
Melanie: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake: Are you shittin' me?
Melanie: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you.

View Quote Jake: Well, how about you say 'Hey there Jake, lookin' good. How's the family?'
Melanie: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd, they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?

View Quote Melanie: And don't even pretend like you missed me.
Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.