Sweet Home Alabama quotes

41 total quotes

Mayor Kate Hennings
Melanie Carmichael
Multiple Characters

View Quote The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.

View Quote You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.

View Quote Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.

View Quote Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!

View Quote Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

View Quote You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

View Quote Well, you must be Jake's hot date. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce.

View Quote [Drunk, at the bar] Oh Bobby Ray....why don't you just go to a gay bar.

View Quote You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.

View Quote [After punching Kate] Nobody talks to my mama like that!

View Quote The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.

View Quote Honey, just 'cause I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.

View Quote [after looking at divorce papers] I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.

View Quote You can have roots and wings.

View Quote Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?