Superbad quotes

View Quote Do you have any other clothes or do you only shop at Baby Gap?

View Quote Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dicks.

View Quote You don't want girls to think you suck dick at ****ing pussy!

View Quote I know, but look at Evan, OK just look at him. I'm over here in my unit, I slave alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that!! Looks like the most fun, I've ever seen in my entire life; and it's bullshit. Sorry, excuse my language, I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense, it's just like everyone joins this class to get an "A". It's bullshit and I'm sorry, and I'm not putting down your profession, but its just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking the shitty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't ever need to cook "Tiramasu." When am I gonna need to cook tiramasu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's two weeks left of school, just give me a ****ing break... Sorry for cursing.

View Quote Do alcoholics get hangovers?

View Quote These girls are 18 years old, they're not dried up old ladies, they're good to go!

View Quote Why the **** would it be between that and Muhammed?

View Quote Booya, motha****as.

View Quote Chick-a chick-a yeah fake ID fake ID...

View Quote You don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so HA!

View Quote Break yo'self, FOOL!

View Quote Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!

View Quote Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!

View Quote [Out of breath] That kid's a freak! He's a freak, he's the fastest kid alive!

View Quote This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't! That doesn't exist! It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today; If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen... Story of my life...