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Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes

Alan Abernathy
Archer
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Christy
Gwendy Doll
Insaniac
Joe
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy




View Quote Archer: Alan. If Gorgon's not in that window, is it in this one?
Alan: There's nothing outside the window. There's just stuff outside them.
Archer: What stuff?
Alan: You know. Houses. Electric poles. Christy's house.
Slamfist: And beyond that?
Alan: The mall.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: That's the highway.
Punch-It: And beyond that?
Alan: A million acres of farm.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: I don't know.
Archer: Hmmm. Gorgon.
View Quote Nick Nitro: It's...only a...flesh wound, sir.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: Did...we...win? [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.
View Quote Alan. I'm feeling very insecure.
View Quote Time to plant some corns.
View Quote Criminy!
View Quote You just met your match.
View Quote All my makeup is cruelty free!
View Quote Mr. Mars: Exactly, don't call it violent; call it action. Kids love action. It sells.
View Quote Christy: You rescued me! [kissing Alan]
Alan: [pausing for a bit] Anytime.
View Quote Christy: Any sigh of the Gorgonites?
Alan: No, not a thing.
Phil: Come on Christy!
Christy: [kisses Alan on cheek] I'll see ya.
[Alan grabs her dramatically and kisses her]
Gil Mars: [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage] Too bad. This would have been a hell of a commercial.
View Quote [Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.
View Quote [to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.
View Quote [to Archer about wind] Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
View Quote [yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!
View Quote If Major Chip wants a war, we'll give him war.