Small Soldiers

Small Soldiers quotes

104 total quotes (ID: 543)

Alan Abernathy
Brick Bazooka
Butch Meathook
Gwendy Doll
Kip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Stuart Abernathy

Alan. I'm feeling very insecure.


You just met your match.

All my makeup is cruelty free!

Mr. Mars: Exactly, don't call it violent; call it action. Kids love action. It sells.

Archer: Alan. If Gorgon's not in that window, is it in this one?
Alan: There's nothing outside the window. There's just stuff outside them.
Archer: What stuff?
Alan: You know. Houses. Electric poles. Christy's house.
Slamfist: And beyond that?
Alan: The mall.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: That's the highway.
Punch-It: And beyond that?
Alan: A million acres of farm.
Archer: And what's beyond that?
Alan: I don't know.
Archer: Hmmm. Gorgon.

Nick Nitro: It's...only a...flesh wound, sir.
Major Chip Hazard: At ease, soldier. You did great.
Nick Nitro: [his battery ran out]
Major Chip Hazard: We will.

Christy: You rescued me! [kissing Alan]
Alan: [pausing for a bit] Anytime.

Christy: Any sigh of the Gorgonites?
Alan: No, not a thing.
Phil: Come on Christy!
Christy: [kisses Alan on cheek] I'll see ya.
[Alan grabs her dramatically and kisses her]
Gil Mars: [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage] Too bad. This would have been a hell of a commercial.

[Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.

[to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.

[to Archer about wind] Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

[yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!

If Major Chip wants a war, we'll give him war.

I don't think we killed him enough.