[Homer decides that he doesn't want to save Springfield from being destroyed.] Homer : I'm happy here. Screw Springfield! Marge : [gasps] I can't believe you'd say something so selfish! Homer : Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches! At four in the afternoon! Marge : It was seven at night. Homer : It was during Access Hollywood! Marge : Which is on at four and seven. Homer : D'oh! Lisa : Dad, how could you turn your back on everyone who loved us?! Bart : Flanders helped us when we were in trouble! Homer : Who cares what Flanders thinks? He's not your father! Bart : I wish he was! Homer : [scoffs] You don't mean that. You practically worship me. Bart : Oh yeah? Look what I did to your picture! [Picture shows Homer with marker written on it to make him look like Flanders] Homer : AAAH! Bart : Look at it, Homer! [holds it up to Homer's face] How-dilly-doodily! How-dilly-doodlily! How-- Homer : WHY, YOU LITTLE--!! [strangles him] I'll strangle-angle you! Bart : [strangled] Diddily! Diddily!

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