[Springfield has gone into anarchy, attacking the dome with anything they find.] [to President Schwarzenegger]
Look what they're doing to our dome!
[A television shows people trying to break through the dome. An elephant also charges it, and is knocked out cold as soon as he collides with the dome. The camera zooms in to this point, and shows a small crack forming.]
Do you know what that is, sir?
[a little woried]
A crack?
That's right, sir! First, let me state the problem: people have gotten out of the dome before, and they're gonna do it again - and when they do, there's gonna be hearings - investigations--
GOTT IN HIMMEL! I'll have to go back to making family comedies! [looks at a movie poster titled "Diaper Genie" and groans]
Don't worry sir, I have a solution for you. In fact, I have five solutions. [lays out 5 files again] You don't even have to read them! You'll have deniability. I'll take care of everything, you know nothing!
[Pause]
No! I need to know what I'm approving! [reaches for Number 3]
True, sir. But then again, knowing things is overrated. Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about!
[Another pause]
Okay, I pick three.
Try again.
One?
Go higher.
Five?
Too high.
Three?
You already said three.
Six?
There is no six.
Two?
Double it.
Four!
As you wish, sir.
