Shrek 2 quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote [in the argument at the dinner table] I got to go to the bathroom. (Dinner is served) Never mind, I can hold it!

View Quote Who dares enter my room?

View Quote Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

View Quote Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?

View Quote TGIF, eh, buddy? Workin' hard or hardly workin', eh Mac?

View Quote I hate Mondays.

View Quote Whatever happens, I must not cry. You cannot make me cry!

View Quote It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!

View Quote Trot, trot, trottin' in place... YEAH! [pause] What?

View Quote No, no, no, no, no you great, stupid pastry!

View Quote Follow the pretty pony.

View Quote Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was shampoo!

View Quote Y'know, in some cultures, donkeys are considered the wisest of all creatures. Especially us talking ones!

View Quote We are definitely not in the swamp anymore.

View Quote Y'know, I don't think I was going to get Dad's Royal Blessing, even if I wanted it!