Shrek 2

Shrek 2 quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 536)

Dialogues
Donkey
Multiple Characters
Puss in Boots
Shrek


A cute, button nose... thick wavey locks... taut, round buttocks?!


[after robbing two men of their clothes] Thank you, gentlemen! Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget.

Come on, Shrek, it only seems bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

[in the argument at the dinner table] I got to go to the bathroom. (Dinner is served) Never mind, I can hold it!

Hey! Isn't we supposed to be having a fiesta?

Eh, tú pedazo de carne con patas! Como te atreves a hacerme esto?! [Spanish for "Oi, you slab of meat with legs! How dare you do this to me?!"]

Gingy: Not the gumdrop button!

Mongo: Beeee goooood.

Fairy Godmother: I TOLD YOU! OGRES DON'T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

We are definitely not in the swamp anymore.

Y'know, I don't think I was going to get Dad's Royal Blessing, even if I wanted it!

TGIF, eh, buddy? Workin' hard or hardly workin', eh Mac?

All right, let's crash this party!

No, no, no, no, no you great, stupid pastry!

It's gonna be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!